Just like the alphabet, bitch. I come before U.

melissajaay:


(Source: veexvee)


jlovessnemo:

fucktheshitvicky:

semii-colon:

alyssaties:

goodmorningvietsam:

awhoreslies:

celebratethewicked:

outcastcontessa:

adenofiniquity:

fallintolight:

buttmunchery:

im gonna PEE MYSLEF

I was holding my hands over my mouth and trying not to scream. Oh. My. God.

I’m literally crying because of how hard I’m laughing right now.

OH GOD I’M CRYING !!!

This should be the TV advert for that condom brand.

SCREAMING

fshgfhFSGSD
omfGG 

LOLWUT

hahahahahahahahaha holyballs

(Source: the-apathy-dance)